domhnalldarko replied to your post: I want revenge so I’m gonna tell everyone that…
that’s the best you’ve got? we’ve been friends for like 5 years and that’s your idea of revenge? omfg
leave me alone, i got a headache and its late
I want revenge so I’m gonna tell everyone that Donnie got scared when I played Dead Space.
Donnie lives one state away from me and I was texting him the whole time.
- come up with awesome Star Trek fanfiction
- laugh as you write it and plan on unleashing it on the unsuspecting masses
- realize you basically wrote Dead Space but with Star Trek characters
- stop
- cry
- debate whether you keep writing
- play Dead Space instead
Space dementia in your eyes and
Peace will arise
And tear us apart
And make us meaningless again
Muse-“Space Dementia”
and the best thing is, I wouldn’t mind flying spiders
unless theyr were giant flying spiders that ate your face
like the face hugger from Alien
except instead of planting chest bursters they sink their fangs in your eyeballs and slowly drain all the blood and brains from your skull, then rip your face off
then that would be a problem
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
yeah, but roaches can
(via i-aint-bovvered)
The internet is so convenient
Wow. That sure is fucking convenient.
(Source: siempre-chill, via i-aint-bovvered)
